Speedo

Speedo is the main character (protagonist) and narrator of the story, appearing in all chapters. He is a bit clumsy at Minecraft, but he is still Wapp's longest friend. He leads he and his friends' journey to get back to the real world, and his intelligence and unique talents drive himself, Wapp, and Mega into realization. He has a knack for exploring and improving his skill like Wapp, and often likes doing weird things.

Real-World Reference
In the real world, he used to play with Wapp a lot on the Minecraft server Hypixel, often losing or getting flukes in battles against him. He has way too many online accounts.

Personality
Although Speedo is a bit clumsy at Minecraft, he can still help find realization, and he likes to talk verbosely about everything. Like Wapp, he is very, very intelligent. He often gets into many arguments, with him always making way more points that make no sense to anyone else. Minecraft has driven him into this unsettling direction, but befriending Wapp and contributing to projects could've been the best things that ever happened to him.

Physical appearance
Speedo's Minecraft skin is a pale boy with red hair, his outfit polished by Wapp. His eyebrows are bushy and appear dark red when they appear through his hair because he doesn't want to cut his hair. The hair bunches up at the back of his head. He also has black pupils with white everywhere else. He wears a blue suit hooked onto his shoulders with a white 3 painted on it, and very-dark-cyan jeans without annoying shoes. His suit goes right under where his arms are, which show up when he moves around. He is 4 feet and 5 inches, give or take.

The Cave Hanger


Speedo was the only person in The Cave Hanger, happening in Chapter 4 - Life or Death?.

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The Life or Death? Jungle Temple Looting


Speedo looted the Life or Death? Jungle Temple, also happening in Chapter 4 - Life or Death?.

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Finding Wapp's Mineshaft without Knowing


Speedo actually first located Wapp's Mineshaft in Chapter 5 - Discovery, but only found out its owner and identity from Wapp in Chapter 7 - A New Arrival.

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= Possessions and Relationships =

Relationships with beliefs
= Likes and Dislikes =

Likes
Favorite color: Red

Favorite animal: Very cute but crazy feisty cat (especially his, Leo)

Favorite food: Noodles (used to also be celery, but celery + getting stuck between teeth + having chocolate milk to drink = gross)

Favorite game: Minecraft, am I wrong

Favorite place: Any school that actually teaches him stuff that he doesn't already know

Favorite sport: Volleyball

Favorite book: Diary of an 8-Bit Kitten: Lost in the Nether (but he also read Minecraft: The Crash like Wapp and Minecraft: The Island, don't you worry)

Favorite school subject: MATH, HE IS MATH GOD

Best friend in Minecraft: Wapp

Best friend in the real world: Taya, a big friend in his class that betrayed him, but he still likes her (UPDATE: he doesn't like her actively anymore)

Dislikes
Least favorite color: Green brown?

Least favorite animal: Fly and mosquito

Least favorite food: Blue raspberry

Least favorite game: Following the beliefs of his sister, Fortnite, and personally, Super Mario Sunshine

Least favorite place: Anywhere with dumb people

Least favorite sport: He doesn't know, maybe baseball

Least favorite book: The Homework Machine

Worst enemy in Minecraft: PuffinAx

Worst enemy in the real world: Taya...? It's not really an enemy-or-friend thing

Quotes

 * "How do I craft?"
 * "Hello?"
 * "Yes, and yes."
 * "There's a spider spawner down here! We either needa break that spawner or block it!"
 * "Mega, help!"
 * "Let's go, just be careful."
 * "Watch out for Boxers."
 * "Where do you sleep?"
 * "I can't swim!"
 * "Mega... It's not gonna be that easy to catch 'em!"
 * "How are we already here?"
 * "I think we have a depo right there."
 * "Ready."
 * "Death coming up!"
 * "You're trapped in here, too?"
 * "2b2t?"
 * "So, um, what should be talk 'bout?"
 * "Let's improve my house. Once we get inside, empty your pockets."
 * "Mega, these might be the things you were talking 'bout when you said there was a 'material that only you could collect'!"
 * "Before we go back, is this your mineshaft, Wapp?"
 * "It might need another dimension's item."
 * "We seriously need codes for these endermen."
 * "Someone's doing this!"
 * "Where's-"
 * "Wow! It worked? Yay. Yea, of course it didn't!!!!"
 * "Yea, probably the griefer."
 * "Uhh, code red!!? Not really gonna stamp it out with my hands!!!!"
 * "We should make a PvP class. Now, if everyone banded together, imagine how everyone's résumés would look. Purely grand! ...A-a-and, I'm done now."
 * "Kill those darn zombies."

Trivia

 * His real name is Dean
 * His last name is Summer, and he does like Summer
 * He got into Minecraft after he fell asleep playing Minecraft way too much all day, and appeared in his hobby game
 * He remembered everything about himself in the real world, initially perplexed but then trying to live with it
 * He is very loquacious
 * He never swears, unless there's an idiot around
 * He is a real person, who is the owner of the book; he goes by the username SpeedoThreeSixty